The Einstein of Anime - Senran Kagura

 This blog is homage to my first ever blog I did that I would call something I'm proud of, as I did it on said anime just for old me so enjoy!!

This show is so absurdly weird because it takes it's self seriously but the concept of the anime is very stupid that I cannot help to find it hilarious. However, Ninja Flash is entertaining from how it's filled with a lot of ecchi including some of my personal favourites; upskirts, yuri ecchi moments, wedgies, unrealistic jiggles, rice rolls, cylinder objects that are magically pulled from the girl's cleverage. Also plenty other moments that are so lewd-icris that makes it hilarious from how exaggerated it can be at times. The main character is Asuka, Asuka goes to a school that has a secret part for the shinobi and reminds me of M.I high but with anime (it's stupid that the others in the school don't notice this). The anime is about ninja school girls that you think transform into ninja attire, but it's just skimpy outfits for the fanservice because bare minimum outfits make them more powerful in anime. A very simple but effective premise which is in retrospect is more entertaining than if it was real ninjas.

In this ninja anime, the sensei Hanzo doesn’t really add anything to the show but just an excuse to find a male character in here and for creating mindless entertainment like every time that the girls are doing a cliché ecchi troupe this dude appears from nowhere which kind of ruins the ecchi part of it because I just care ahout the girls. The legendary shinobi Hanzou shows up out of nowhere all the time and makes his rice rolls in the secret base, these rice rolls are in a cylinder shape and because it's ecchi they have to make food sexual, I don't know why but anime comes up with the most bizarre stuff like this which is why I'm so intrigued by this. Shoutout to this guy because he caused these amazing scenes to happen even though he is really weird and predatorial from how he always there to spy on them.

Asuka when she started, she was frightened over frogs her one weakness because the frog tries to grab a feel of her bobs, she freaks but is ok with it from her friends. (This is frog abuse smh.) After she finds out it's her family spirit she changes her view of them and then it only takes one episode to get over it. This had me worried that the producers were only focused on making as many lewd scenes and the ecchi part of the anime is 10/10. The actual characterisation and developments are slightly lacklustre at times. This is very disappointing for me because I love the games and wanted to love this anime.

The fight scenes are one of the main parts of this anime but one thing stands out in this show which is when they get attack, their clothes get ripped and depending on how much of it is ripped depends on how damaged they are. Now not thinking too deep into this because after all, this is an ecchi anime; this could be seen as insanely stupid. In actuality, this is a genius big brain idea because this is not only censors violence and blood but also gives the audience fanservice. It’s like the Einstein of anime if you look at him you would think he is a big idiot when he is one of the smartest people to ever live, which is what this anime is like if it was a person; I give my hat to the producers. The anime does do some justice towards the end for the story like dedicate a whole episode to training but it’s an extreme hiking race to get to a top of a mountain which shows even more genius ecchi scenarios that only the likes of Japan could come up with.

To remind the audience that this has a plot they add some substance to this show which not a lot of ecchi anime do, a substantial portion of the characters have their backstories and little characterisation which makes everyone unique. Not to mention extremely unique designs for every female but I can’t give them too much credit because if only they showed more character building this anime would be one of the greatest anime, the problem with these backstories is that it feels like there's an issue with the writing in production because they come across as very generic and bland ordinary stories that are used a million times like inheritance of a sword.

The formula for the lustful scenes is that the girls are doing something shown that is unnecessary to the plotline like playing with cards or having lunch so then one person can provoke another into doing all types of unholy actions which I will not talk about in the church of Cona. Even if it comes across as cheap and predictable it's still entertaining to watch the unique ways this anime can make stuff lewd as you know them onigiri cylinder rolls, don’t think they’re hot? No? Well watch this anime and guess again because now they are. Get used to it you heathens because onigiri is now ecchi.

The greatest part of this anime is the character design, every girl has a different appearance which is rare for anime to have this many characters that stand out because I think this is one of the only rare shows that I know where I know every character in which that alone is impressive. What’s better is that when they transform and do there “Shinobi Tenshin” their design is the greatest, the animations and art for them are very sleek and super good. Furthermore, my favourite character from Ninja Flash would be Mirai, she has the best ultimate form where she pulls out miniguns out of her skirt which is 10 times the size of it because this is why I love this series. It’s a fun easy to watch and you don't have to think about anything type of show with a hilarious preposterous moment like this in it that make it worth watching.

The plot towards the end gets better it seems with them invading the rival shinobi clan which is inaccurate to ninja’s because they only do infiltration. Senran Kagura works so well for some odd reason because they take the same old ninja anime you have seen a thousand times and do some original with it and make it interesting. This is why it’s worth watching if you can handle the fanservice. I’d give Senran Kagura: Ninja Flash a solid 7/10 if it had the parts that I mentioned and polished them more with it maybe being longer than it would be a definite 8/10.

Thanks for Reading!!